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My snapchat experience has begun.

My snapchat experience has begun.

The average resident owes over one hundred thousand dollars in med school loans, and makes about as much as a waiter.

spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why

memefuckery:

intellectualpizza:

memefuckery:

I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse…..

SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT

It’s okay, like 12 other people thought that

goddamnhella:

gohegdo:

thequeerclone:

is this orphan black

#I can’t tell you what I’m thinking right now

Is it ‘where’s my sandwich’

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

neonir:


Things I should be proud of: Good health, good relationships, academic progress.

Things I am proud of: My collection of hundreds of precious often flawless gems which I have hurled into a trough in the house in windhelm on Skyrim.

adestroy:

THIS IS WHO I AM

adestroy:

THIS IS WHO I AM

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.